Score: 10

"I Hate Hoofs"

submission: RE-The Zombie's Thoughts

date: February 7, 2008

Could be worse. You could face the Helghast Sniping Champion of 2008.

Score: 10

"Utterly Brilliant"

submission: Noel Edmonds: B.H.

date: June 27, 2007

Simply for that muffled scream.

Score: 8

"Carlsberg Don't Do Flash Films..."

submission: Resident Evil - Query

date: May 19, 2007

...but if they did, they'd probably be the best Flash films in the world.

This was alright, too. Actually, it was fucking class.

You jizzcock.

Score: 1

"Fail"

submission: Take on Me 2006

date: May 29, 2006

This bears no relation to Take On Me at all. This is a badly-implemented attempt at recreating the rotoscoping technique used in a-ha's original video.

You've desecrated the finest pop record ever released, as well as the most inspirational band of all time.

I hate you.

Score: 7

"ARGH! THE INTENSITY!"

submission: Keep Low

date: December 10, 2005

Very good for your first game, I liked it!

Got 5966, am I the WINNAR?!

Score: 6

"HAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

submission: birdies

date: October 8, 2005

GENIOUS!

Score: 10

"YOU FUCKING LEGEND!"

submission: Magical Trevor 3

date: September 21, 2005

WORLD OF LEATHER?! GET IN! Random goodness.

Score: 8

"You Sadistic Bastard!"

submission: Ball Keep Ups!

date: September 17, 2005

You weren't kidding when you said is was difficult, were you?! But I beat your evil little game, GET IN.

Very frustratingly addictive. Great,a tmospheric music and epilepsy-inducing backgrounds. I know how school cna get in the way; it's a cunt. But well done anyway.

Score: 8

"Very, very good!"

submission: planetX

date: September 12, 2005

A superbly executed take on the classic Moonlander. Great graphics and sound, and a very impressive engine to boot. One of the most playable games I've seen in a while. Great job, pal.

Score: 3

"Well, yeah..."

submission: Were is the ball

date: September 10, 2005

It's not the most EXCITING concept for a Flash game, is it? It was presented well, it's just not engaging or terrific fun to play.

Also, you can see the ball beneath the cup on some levels... Kinda defeats the point. And I just felt cheated on Level 12, where about six cups were right on top of each other, making it impossible to follow.

Keep at it, though.